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Merry Christmas everyone! I wanted to get more xmas requests pieces out but I feel a bit pooped. So today I’ll be giving myself the gift of rest (or at least I’ll try to) and continue requests and comics for another day. This year has been full of
What a wonderful mess!
Oh hey so now I’m up to 0g in ye olde lobes. Stick things in my earholes pls
xxx
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I’ve been so busy at work, getting ready for an upcoming event, that by the time I get home I’m too pooped to produce anything worth posting. But I’ve got a few proverbial buns in the oven, so don’t worry—more pinups will
littlejellybee-deactivated20221:Guess whose back!!! Hi guys! Sorry I disappeared for a the past few months. I had lots of personal things going on. But I’m back and ready to play! A really nice friend on tumblr sent me these cute princess diapers!!
henrycavills: imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop and you became know as the person who died mid poop
trash-god: my whole life is one big poop joke
My little brother and his black lab mix puppy are here. I’m so happy
GODDAMN MY CATDOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PINCH IT SO SHE WAS RUNNING AROUND IN TERROR FROM THE POOP “CHASING” HER (DANGLING FROM HER OWN ASSHOLE STUPID CAT) AND I COULDN’T CATCH HER SO I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT GOT DROPPED OFF IN HER
nicosdisangelic: This interviewer just asked JKR if Charlie was gay, and she was like “Dumbledore’s gay.” As if there could only be one gay person in the world at any given time.
kotetsu-kaburagi: donnerdont: kotetsu-kaburagi replied to your post: Going out to dinner with my parents shit shit shit… yup… ;\ It’s just ughhh. I feel bad that I’m just pooping all over about my birthday, but the whole seeing my family
Thank you so much everybody that’s complimented on my hair the past two days, btw. I’m sorry I’m a poop and didn’t respond personally. I get really bad when I’m given compliments. I usually just reread them over and
Don’t call me ~one of the girls after I have gone through the process of coming out to you as nonbinary. I am not a girl. I am not a lady I am not a miss I am not a ma'am. Nothing against people who ID as such, but that’s not who I am and
The social studies department I’m student teaching at like to prank each other by means of setting each other’s backgrounds to dogs pooping.
my-life-lately: circletines: the first person who pooped must have been so fuckin weirded out (via my-life-lately)
themessypair: A few old pics from my personal collection. These were the first panty pooping photos I ever took.
makeminebrown: pretty-chickcaroline: sexy girl poop and lesbian scat videos I wish I was the lucky person who had the pleasure of shitting on her face, heavenly release 💩💩💩💩💖❤️😍
whathulklikes: betty—poop: bettydreadful: Get this to 100 notes for the next naughty gif ;P idk sometimes my ass just belongs on my personal blog. sorry not sorry to IRL friends, you know how I be.
Welp
I made it back to Colorado safely and I’m glad. My daughter was an absolute champion for both flights except for pooping everywhere as soon as we landed. But that’s still a win in my book because she didn’t cry on the plane. I went and
radgoku: original-poster: radgoku: the first person to poop must have been like ??????????????? As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to
ugh i feel like horse poop :(
sometimes i feel like I deserve getting treated like poop by someone I love
blue-power1: vicel: ghettoinuyasha: silly-slacker-person: angel-baez: Nooooo this is excellent actually @headphonetrash … High… Touch… Of course Dio’s actor is the fucking poop emoji
not quite sure how i feel about this. so i just pooped and i was curious how much i weighed and stuff and it was higher than i expected. and i haven’t been eating really healthy recently, at least not the last few days and i think i have gained
radgoku: original-poster: radgoku: the first person to poop must have been like ??????????????? As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths
Just installed my new toilet seat its nice to be able to poop and not slide off the toilet any more hahaha
angstpups: Tyler’s response to a woman who called saying she’s worried about having anal sex as she heard after lots of it a person’s sphincter loosens and they can poop their pants.
i have to poop, but i have to leave for work. :( getting paid to poop is awesome though.
this is terrible
shit.
ugh
I always wait to clock back in from my break to poop at work. Ain’t no way I ain’t gettin paid to take a dookie, ya feel me?
Do you know how hard it is to eat food when you have to poop but you’re waiting to clock back in from your lunch to go so you can get paid to dookie? So fucking hard you have no idea
Pooping at my dad’s apt is the worst bc the toilet is too high. It’s so uncomfortable
Like wtf my feet should not be like this on the toilet I’m SO MAD I’m never pooping here again
God, my stomach still hurts and I’m on my way to work rn. Bruh this is terrible I feel awful
libertarirynn: pfcanimal: libertarirynn: Delusional pet lover: There’s nothing wrong with sharing a spoon with your dog! Dog mouths are cleaner than human’s! Me, a person with eyes and a functioning brain who has seen a dog eat cat poop and lick
not enough sleep + eating junk food + stressing over multiple projects = feeling like poop constantly
Every fucking night.
heckacute: I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages
20k follower goal!!! woah woah, because the internet here is poop I made this lil one while we wait for the q&a video to finish - ily all thank youuuu <33
lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘youre beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ im just like … okay…
friendly lil reminder I have another blog (peachdollie)
soo after months of looking at cars nonstop, hours of driving to go look at it, weeks of arguing with the bank (over ำ!) and several texts from darf about him pooping himself bc he lost control of the car while driving hours on the highway on one of
Boyfriend said he would let me peg him, as long as it’s not on a day when he’s “pooped a lot” 😑😑😑
my rat went into an absolute tizzy when i tried to bathe himhe’d just squeak incessantly and poop and try to escape from the sinkstick him in a box with a snake? cool as a cucumbergive him a bath? hell on earth(to be clear, he was purchased as snake
captioned-vines: drtgif: Guy who does everything in wrong order [Person pours milk first then adds cereal]Friend: [confused] “ What?”[Person puts shoes on first then shorts]Friend: “ What?”Person: “ I’m about to shower, and then poop
sandersstudies:Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs,
cheezybiscuits replied to your post:I was reading through some of my nice messages…“I’m not a nice person! but this post has a lot of cursing so I’ll hide that :3” pffftShut it you poop! I’m selectively mean!
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